◑ Honest & Funny
For when sincerity is too much effort. Pick one, pick a colour, and take the image.
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Every line in this set
- I am not avoiding it, I am letting it mature.
- My plan is going well, which is suspicious.
- I have the energy of someone who answered one email today.
- I said I would start Monday. I did not say which one.
- Running late is a personality and I have it.
- I am fluent in starting things.
- My to-do list and I have agreed to see other people.
- I organised my desk instead, which is basically the same.
- I am saving my best work for a deadline that terrifies me.
- Sleep is my most consistent hobby and I am still not good at it.
- I have read about discipline extensively.
- Technically I am ahead, if you move the deadline.
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